Office Rat – Emma Drawbridge

Like anyrat good folk tale accounts vary wildly. One staff member says that the office rat is the size of a desk another says the size of a fist; I don’t think I’d want to meet the office rat if it is as big as my desk. I myself haven’t seen the legendary office rat but the chewed laptop power cable makes for compelling evidence that there is a rat amongst us. Action plan is well underway, wire mesh over all potential access points.
Emma Drawbridge


  1. Rats? Pah! My friend once found a python snake under her decking and 2 months later a skunk! She lives in Hertford…

  2. Africa has got loads of snakes…. get one , keep it as an office pet , that will keep the rats away . Then when you come back to blighty it will be nice and big and you can make a nice hand bag and/or a pair of shoes out of it …… It’s a win win situation 🙂

    1. I’m so pleased that you thought this through fully. Given that the office rat is still visiting, your idea seems more and more appealing.

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